James Franco reviews Breaking Dawn Part 1 (and it’s not so nice!)

December 13, 2011 Posted by Lindsay in Bill Condon,Breaking Dawn

James Franco posted a review of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 over on the Paris Review, and it appears he wasn’t too pleased with the film.

Of course, a few other forbidden territories are broken in as well. The protagonists finally marry, having waited until the wise old age of eighteen, and since the book and the film dutifully show them being wed, they are then allowed to fuck each others’ brains out. For a film that claims to be sexually responsible, the “Twilight” movies are awfully dependent on teenage sex to attract viewers. The actors prance about like pieces of meat, their disturbingly developed bodies on full display; Taylor Lautner’s rippling teenage chest is just a little better than the child beauty-pageant stars at the end of Little Miss Sunshine. The fans have divided themselves into teams (Team Jacob and Team Edward) and, considering that they already know the outcome of the love triangle between Bella, Edward, and Jacob, the choice of a team can mean little more than—well, you can imagine.

Read the full review here.

Let’s remember that Franco asked Bill Condon (and was turned down) to be a part of Breaking Dawn. He might be a tad bitter, contributing to his scathing review. But, alas, not everyone loves Twilight. And those of us that do, don’t really care!

Kris

James Franco your worthless son of a bitch n thats right I called you ugly ass mama a BITCH!!!!!
Now with ur horrid acting and movies that have not made a world renowned franchise back the fuck off... You are a fucking disgrace to Hollywood, GOD, America, the world, ur MAMA and the acting fraternity.. So I wud like you to disassociate your ugly ass RUDE comments away from Twilight as it makes more money than you can ever dream of

Gyleches

Wow calm down and show a little class.

Cindita Cullen

James Franco is a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! ... i think that is jealous.... He envy Edward/Robert.. he just dream with the fame and popularity that Robert' has ..

ElizabethLautner

Franco is a jealous idiot...sucking up to bill condon last year c'mon dude give me a break. You were too ugly to be a vampire in the series anyways; so shut the fuck up move on and do you. go blabber about how you didn't get a part in the film. oh, and grow up don't wast your time bashing other actors who are more and better at it than you are. so, go cry me a river for all i care.

Mari-gomez9

what a loserr! Get over yourself James Franco:) Breaking Dawn was AMAZING<3

lynn

i thought breaking dawn was excellent and done so well i sat for 10 hours and watched all 4 and could have done it all over again , he wants to think if it was that bad a film why did he want to be in it , cant wait till part 2 and 3 and 4 etc ec please dont let it end xx

Kim78

HOLY BITTERNESS!!! I like James Franco & I REALLY LIKE his "Franco" character on General Hospital BUT I find these comments to be RUDE & HIGHLY TASTELESS, seeing how he was trying to pimp himself out to Bill Condon last year for a supporting role that he never got. Would you like some cheese with that whine, Mr. Franco??? Geez, dude - MAN UP, QUIT YOUR CRYIN', DRY YOUR EYES, & MOVE ON!