Practically anything Emmett says or does, and some of the things bella says are funny too. And Jacobs blonde jokes.

when Bella finds out that jake imprinted on nessie!!! i love jakee to death...but that was funny. oh and the whole dog bowl thing....

i love it when edward fly's bellas garter in mikes and when bella beets emmet .

it is breaking dawn.. it's after there first night in the cottage.

I love it in Breaking Dawn when its Edward and Bella's wedding night and Emmett and Jasper howl when Edward takes Bella's garter off with his teeth! :)
hahahah :D
I love it soooo muchh! :)

i love♥ when edward said to bella: 'Bella, would you PLEASE stop trying to take your clothes off?' HAHAHA and when bella & edward were saying to charlie that their going to get married!

i love when edward said: 'Bella, would you PLEASE stop trying to take your clothes off?' IN ECLIPSE & in BD when bella & edward were saying to charlie that they're going to get married!

i love when edward says to bella in breaking dawn 'bella would you please stop trying to take your clothes off'' LOL and bella says 'so why exactly did you decide to ruin esme's pillows'...

Charlie in twilight 'bring him in' and hes got the gun.. rofl

i love when bella starts to drink blood when SHE'S HUMAN for Renesmee.then everyone looks at her lik what ull do it.lol

its soooo funny when emmettstarts making fun of her love life and sex life. its hiarious

"you named my daughter apter the Loch Ness Monster?"<< haha funni!! lov the books..

I llove it when jacob tells rosalie jokes about blondes they made me laugh.

Jacob says "But i'm a werewolf and hes a vampire!" Bella says "AND I'M A VIRGO!!"

Edward "I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your the freak!"

Edward "Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"

Jacob "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I though girls only did that in movies!"

Theres loads more i love twilight soo much! (and cullen is my actual last name)

The pillow bit on Isle Esme

"so that's why Sam's all black" Quil said,"Black heart black fur." "And your chocolate fur reflects what?" Sam said back to Quil, "How sweeet you are?"

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I love in Midnight Sun it's the first time Edward and Bella had Biology together and he sits there the whole class planning how he would kill Bella and then have to kill everyone else....it's just really really funny to me. Nobody else has any idea what he is and what he's thinking, they have no idea how he's planning everyone's murder. They think everythings normal.

in Eclipse, i dont care whos a werewolf and who is a vampire, if angela turns out to be a witch she can join the party too!!

-new moon-- when embry and jared bet about bella i actually laughed out loud

i luv all the bits where emmett is making fun of bella there all soooooo funny nd the bit where bella punches jacob 4 kissing her nd emmett asks her if she fell over nd bella says "no emmett i punched a werewolf in the face" AND i also luv the bit with jacob nd rosalie nd the blonde jokes but i dnt find thm tht funny coz im blonde!!

I agree with whoever said further down - the part were bella realises jacob has imprinted on nessie!! brilliant!!

When Jake phased in front of Charlie and he asked whether Bella turns into an animal too. He responded, "She wishes she was that cool!" =)

I also loved Jake's chapter names(eg. Why didnt I just walk away? Oh, right, because I'm an idiot, Sure as hell didnt see that one coming and waiting for the damn fight to start already) and his preface.
"Life sucks, and then you die.
Yeah, I should be so lucky."

Also, Eclipse when he said (in the tent, waiting) that they would be warmer if they took their clothes off =)

Breaking Dawn. Jacob's phased in front of Charlie. When Charlie asked him if Bella turns into an animal, Jacob said, "She wishes she was that cool!" =)

I loved the part where Bella broke her hand punching Jacob.

In the film when Bella and Edward are in the forest. They are just begining their relationship and Edward blurts out:
"I want to eat you"..."I have never wanted a human's blood so much in my life"...yeah good wooing technique Edward!

there are so many moments but the ones that made me laugh so hard were when bella tried to punch jacob in the face and broke her hand, when alice and bella had the pijama party and bella left a message in edward's cellphone, when she saw the big bed for the first time and decided she was going to sleep in the couch, when edward asked her to stop taking her clothes off, all the rosalie-jacob moments, when bella finds out that jacob imprinted reneesme, when charlie talks about sex with bella and when he tought that bella was pregnant,and all the comments that emmett said about bella and edward's sex life hahahahahahhahah SO funny!

I loveed the sex talk with Charlie OMG! That was so funny! LOL xD